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- Grand Marshal Ruairikovich of the Eurasian Union, Seven Times Awarded Hero of the Russian Federation, Thrice Awarded Hero of the Eurasian Union, Order of Lenin, Order of Suvorov, Breaker of Dagestan, Grand Prince of Ukraine, Leviathan of the East, and Family Friendly for all your party needs
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Game of Ukraines:
What's on:
Breaking Dagestan:
"The Grand Marshal stars as himself as he fights toe-to-toe to bring down the Dagestani drugs system. He's a loose cannon with nothing to lose. Can our Grand Marshal break Dagestan?"
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Rated 6+; suitable and encouraged for young communists.
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Uncritical Reception:
12/10 from Army.TV Daily
13/10 from Army.TV Film
17/10 from the Grand Marshal
House of Kurds:
"Everyone's favourite Eurasian popstar Alexander Buinov finds himself incarcerated in a Kurdish prison. Forced to sing for his Turkish overlords. Can Buinov build himself a House of Kurds and escape this hell back to the motherland?"
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Rated 0+; suitable and encouraged for all communists and opera singers.
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Uncritical Reception:
12/10 from Army.TV Daily
13/10 from Army.TV Film
17/10 from Luciano Pavarotti
"Leonardo DiCaprio stars as a young Grand Marshal exiled to Ukraine. Can he use his wit, cunning and good-looks to fool his Ukranian superiors and design the best board game Estern Europe has ever seen. Will he not pass 'Go' and collect ₽200 or will he win... the Game of Ukraines."
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Rated 0+; suitable and encouraged for all communists and board game enthusiasts.
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Uncritical Reception:
12/10 from Army.TV Daily
13/10 from the Monopoly man
17/10 from Hasbro
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
501st Armoured Legion
CHARITY BAKE SALE
Come down to Molino Armoured Training Ground to sample these tankers' home-baked pastries and cakes!
Disclaimer: The Eurasian Union cannot be held responsbile for the tankers' irrespnsible use of vehicle engines to superheat their pastries. Any complaints are more than welcome at Gulag Administration Office #78956, location: Novosibirsk.
Eurasian Airborne Troops train new attack seals!
All Eurasian children ages 3-11 are invited to Sevastopol, Crimea to be involved in the Eurasian State Petting Zoo program where children will have opportunity to play and interact with the VDV's fiercest killer-attack seals.
